I was looking at some comments on a post, and I saw a google ad. After visiting the page that was linked, I’ve come to the conclusion that Paul McCartney is a pussy. Before I go on, I’d like to take the time to mention that the site is fucking pink. Okay, now that I’ve gotten that out, I’ll proceed. On the site, McCartney states, “It’s a real chicken with a face and a heart. When I see bacon, I see a pig, I see a little friend, and that’s why I can’t eat it. Simple as that.” Since when have these pigs begun to befriend humans? Is this fucktard living in some kind of real life Charlotte’s Web? I had a pig once; we named it Bacon. We fed it for about two weeks then we had it butchered. It was the best bacon I’ve ever had. It didn’t try and befriend me at all. All that fat piece of lard did was eat and lay in it’s own shit. If I knew someone that only ate and laid in their own shit, that person would definitely not be my friend.
McCartney also states, “There’s so many animals, there’s not enough land any more and everything’s swamped with pesticides and fertilizers… It’s destroying just about everything…If everyone went veggie we’d need only about half the amount of land…Animals use up huge amounts of water and there are billions of them.” Well then eat the bastards. Do your fucking part. If everyone ate the animals that were fucking with the world, then they wouldn’t be fucking with the world anymore, would they? What do you suppose we do with the animals that are already here? Kill them and leave them to rott, because that’d help out the topsoil a lot.
He also says, “You can feed ten times the number of people on the food they give to animals.” Yeah, if people like to eat animal feed. I don’t know of any people that do, but who knows, I’ve seen videos on b0g of people eating other’s shit… other people’s SHIT.
As for the part about “Being kind to yourself” I don’t know a whole lot about that. I do know however that I do eat meat, lots of meat, and I am:
A) Not fat
B) Healthy
C) Not a Pussy.
So, I’d like to end this post with a big, fuck you Paul McCartney, you fucking pussy.
Dude, I was checking to see if it was rexflex.com or .net as I was signing up for DreamHost.com (thanks again btw) and I found this blog post. Holy crap. That is one of the funniest blog postings I have read in a long time! The end about you eating meat and things you are bit was awesome.
Ttyl.
PS remind Josh that I hate him and hopes he dies in a fire.