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The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers; he dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whisper: “Hello.” Is your daddy home?” he asked. Yes,” whispered the small voice. May I talk with him?” The [...]

Jonathan and I went to a Carlos Mencia show at the Capital City Comedy Club in Austin, Texas. It was awesome. The show started at about 10:45 and didn’t let out until almost 2:15. There were three comedians, Castella (I think that’s how you spell it), Steve (I think), and Carlos Mencia. I don’t really [...]

The cause of last week’s multi car pile on I95 near Brunswick, GA. has not been determined. Crack, however, is suspected. Crack can kill.

Is anyone up to coming over for some milk shakes? One tarantula and one man’s pride were hurt in the making of this. (but blame them.)

10 Truths black and hispanic people know but white people won’t admit: 1. Elvis is dead. 2. Jesus was not White. 3. Rap music is here to stay 4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean. 5. Skinny does not equal sexy. 6. Thomas Jefferson had black children. 7. A 5 year old child [...]

Well, last night and today I did my taxes. This being the first time I’ve had to do them, they are very confusing. I had 1 source of income and it wasn’t even that much, since I was unemployed until a month before the end of year. The problem came because my employer did not [...]

Well, I just now added a small feature to starkBlog. I added the “categories” section on the links to the right. It took me about 15 minutes, but it felt really good to program some PHP some more and make (some) progress with starkBlog. I haven’t been updating the CVS like I should, and I’m [...]

Today Jonathan and I headed over to McDonalds after school so we could pick up some food off the dollar menu. Just the fact that we went, planning on getting food off the dollar menu should raise a huge flag that we were short on money. We had a total of $7. We went through [...]

If you live in Austin, you can relate to this. If you don’t live in Austin but may be driving through some time, BE PREPARED! Rules For Living in Austin: 1. First, it’s pronounced AWS-TUN. It doesn’t matter how they say it in other places. 2. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Austin has [...]

Oil Change instructions for Women: 1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change. 2) Drink a cup of coffee. 3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: Oil Change $20.00 Coffee $1.00 Total $21.00 Oil Change instructions for [...]