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A Texas Chili Contest

A Texas Chili Contest – If you can read this whole story without laughing then there’s no hope for you. I was crying by the end. This is a scream! Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even [...]

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Why Parents Drink

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers; he dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whisper: “Hello.” Is your daddy home?” he asked. Yes,” whispered the small voice. May I talk with him?” The [...]

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Rules for Living in Austin

If you live in Austin, you can relate to this. If you don’t live in Austin but may be driving through some time, BE PREPARED! Rules For Living in Austin: 1. First, it’s pronounced AWS-TUN. It doesn’t matter how they say it in other places. 2. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Austin has [...]

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