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A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly… he in the upper bunk and she in [...]

**You should have SEX on days that begin with T** * Thanksgiving * Tuesday * Thursday * Today * Tomorrow * Thaturday? * Thunday? * Every Thucking day! **Sex is** * like Nokia (connecting people) * like Nike (Just do it) * like Pepsi (ask for more) * like Coca Cola (Enjoy) * like me [...]

It seems like this weekend has been a movie marathon for me. Last night I watched Great Expectations and Kingdom of Heaven. Both movies are really good and I’d recommend them both. Today was more of a comedy movie day, I saw a double feature consisting of Meet the Parents and Meet the Fockers. If [...]

1. I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of shit. 2. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 5. I’m really [...]

A Texas Chili Contest – If you can read this whole story without laughing then there’s no hope for you. I was crying by the end. This is a scream! Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even [...]

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers; he dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whisper: “Hello.” Is your daddy home?” he asked. Yes,” whispered the small voice. May I talk with him?” The [...]

The cause of last week’s multi car pile on I95 near Brunswick, GA. has not been determined. Crack, however, is suspected. Crack can kill.

Is anyone up to coming over for some milk shakes? One tarantula and one man’s pride were hurt in the making of this. (but blame them.)

10 Truths black and hispanic people know but white people won’t admit: 1. Elvis is dead. 2. Jesus was not White. 3. Rap music is here to stay 4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean. 5. Skinny does not equal sexy. 6. Thomas Jefferson had black children. 7. A 5 year old child [...]

If you live in Austin, you can relate to this. If you don’t live in Austin but may be driving through some time, BE PREPARED! Rules For Living in Austin: 1. First, it’s pronounced AWS-TUN. It doesn’t matter how they say it in other places. 2. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Austin has [...]