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Oil Change instructions for Women: 1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change. 2) Drink a cup of coffee. 3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: Oil Change $20.00 Coffee $1.00 Total $21.00 Oil Change instructions for [...]

Dooky sent this Picture to the channel today and I just had to share it with everyone. I got a speeding ticket friday, 62mph in a 50mph zone. The cops in this particular city are known for being real pricks about everything, although I will admit I probably deserved that ticket. It cost me a [...]

A Texan went to Chicago and thought he would buy a new “city” outfit. He went into Marshall Fields and when asked by a sweet young woman if she could help him, answered, “Yes ma’am, ya see, I’m from Texas and I want to buy a complete outfit.” Well, her eyes lit up as she [...]

Jonathan sent me these today, I’ve heard the second one a long time ago, but the first one was new to me. Joke #1 There was a man who really took care of his body. One day he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tan all over except for his [...]

Police today are warning all men who frequent clubs and parties to stay cautious when offered drinks by women. Females are using a date rape drug called “BEER” to target unsuspecting men. This drug comes in liquid form and is available everywhere. “BEER” is used by female predators to persuade helpless male victims to go [...]

Number One Idiot of 2004 Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to [...]