Category Archives: Jokes

Oil Change instructions for Women: 1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change. 2) Drink a cup of coffee. 3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly … Continue reading →

Dooky sent this Picture to the channel today and I just had to share it with everyone. I got a speeding ticket friday, 62mph in a 50mph zone. The cops in this particular city are known for being real pricks … Continue reading →

A Texan went to Chicago and thought he would buy a new “city” outfit. He went into Marshall Fields and when asked by a sweet young woman if she could help him, answered, “Yes ma’am, ya see, I’m from Texas … Continue reading →

Jonathan sent me these today, I’ve heard the second one a long time ago, but the first one was new to me. Joke #1 There was a man who really took care of his body. One day he took a … Continue reading →

Police today are warning all men who frequent clubs and parties to stay cautious when offered drinks by women. Females are using a date rape drug called “BEER” to target unsuspecting men. This drug comes in liquid form and is … Continue reading →

Number One Idiot of 2004 Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter … Continue reading →